What time is it?! WINE CLUB IS HERE!

Okay so I can't tell if I'm an hour into my shift or if it's time for bed, BUT I do know it's almost turkey time! We have a lineup that will send you all the way from midday Thanksgiving through dinner (oops sorry, we forgot the breakfast wine).
TASTINGS TASTINGS TASTINGS
November 16
November 23
December 7
December 14
(likelihood of breakfast wine options open for tasting are HIGH)
FEATURED WINES INCLUDE:
VALDIBELLA NERO D'AVOLA (Instructions: drink me in one night! This gluggable delight is great day 2 as well, but she truly shines opening night - she is just waiting for your Thanksgiving table, but if you can't wait, we don't blame you.)
JEAN-PAUL BRUN TERRES DOREES BEAUJOLAIS (Yum yum yuuuuuuum, what beaujolais and all of November should be about!)
KLADOS THE HUNTER KOTSIFALI (Turkey sandwich: sip, turkey bite, sip for best results.)
BANGARANG ROUGE ("all grown ups are pirates"... they warned you, don't blame me! This light, crunchy, fun little number might turn you into a pirate, but warning: all pirates let the sand settle before searching for treasure... AKA there's sediment in this babe.)